Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Ià ¢Ã¢”š ¬Ã¢”ž ¢m a Spider!

What a web of lies!

Doctor Doctor I feel like a Dog!

Sit!

What runs but never walks?

Water!

Whatà ¢Ã¢”š ¬Ã¢”ž ¢s red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?

A jelly copter!

Waiter this soup tastes funny ?

Then why arenà ¢Ã¢”š ¬Ã¢”ž ¢t you laughing!

Why did the Clock get Sick?

It was run Down !