What goes oh oh oh?

Santa walking backwards

What goes red white red white red white?

Santa rolling down a hill.

What you call an old snowman?

Water

What does Santa drink?

Fanta

When does Santa fight in a ring?

On Boxing Day

What is green white and red all over?

A sunburnt elf.

Mum can I have a dog for Christmas?

No you can get turkey like everyone else.

What ball never bounces?

A snowball

What is snowman favourite food?

An Ice-burger and chips.

How is the Christmas alphabet different than the other alphabet?

Because it has no L (Noel)